mulders:

scully: mulder no

mulder: mulder yes

i woke up this morning, and i felt a definite autumn crispness in the air, but then i took the dogs out and felt the humidity and the heat and wow. thanks for nothing, florida. 

drinktobones:

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

Why did he bother taking the sock off?

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

LLMNS