i woke up this morning, and i felt a definite autumn crispness in the air, but then i took the dogs out and felt the humidity and the heat and wow. thanks for nothing, florida.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries